Monday, 31 October 2011

Monster Mash

I haven’t always been a huge fan of Halloween, frequently being the little kid who you find cowering in their own front garden from all of the surrounding ghosts and ghouls. In fact, getting me out of the house to trick or treat used to be a task in itself. These days you can’t get me out of the house fast enough... although without the lure of sweets and instead with the lure of cocktails. This year was no exception, and the best thing about Halloween (aside the cheap cocktails), the fact I can dress up in public and no one will say anything about it! I wanted a costume that was cute but cheap too, yet it seems anything cute and good quality comes at a horrifying price! So I decided to use my artistic streak to whip up this little number...


At only about £10 I managed to transform myself into a homemade skeleton. Proof that anything a costume company can do, you can probably do cheaper, if not better.
Happy Halloween!
xox

Tuesday, 18 October 2011

such an amazing ring, got to find myself one asap
xox

Blackberry...blueberry...raspberry....?

What has been going on with Blackberry these past few weeks? It seems like all I heard about for days was blackberry and their lack of service. I know all about black berry messenger shutting down, as well as emails and of course lack of internet. I know all about the painstaking few days which people had to endure without their phones ‘pinging’ every five minutes. I even know all about the lack of helpful information given to customers who rang up. That may sound all very well, but the ironic thing is, I don’t even own a blackberry! Thanks to Facebook and the constant bravado on the news I can only imagine that everyone else’s head is spinning with the thought of these techno-berries too!
I’ve never owned a blackberry myself but I can definitely see the appeal when every single one of my friends has one, with their neat keyboards and the ability to ‘BBM’ each other every few seconds. It’s like a whole world of socialising that I can’t gain access too; the key being the blackberry I don’t have! And I haven’t even gotten started on the range of cute covers that I just can’t seem to find to fit my stupid android. The socialisation and globalisation of these little berries (some of which aren’t even black!) has resulted in me feeling very out of sync. Not quite as cool as the apple Iphone gang, yet not as boring as us mere androids-I found myself asking, why don’t I have a blackberry too?
Ah, until of course last week hit; the cherry on top of a very unhappy cake for blackberry customers apparently. The past week resulted in my friends listing every problem they had with their mobile companions. The apps slowing their phone down, the constant screen freezing, internet and BBM not working for random periods of time. Finally my whines of being left out have been silenced. I think I’ll stick to my trusty little android, bar the few scrapes it’s acquired along the way... well... until I’m rich enough to join the Iphone crew anyway!
xox

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

A very informal introduction

Hello. Hola. Bonsoir. Aloha.
Welcome to my blog, something I’m not quite sure I have the hang of just yet, but I’m sure I’ll get there. Formally this would be where I hold out my hand for you to firmly shake (were we face to face as opposed to cyber screen to screen) and told you my name-unfortunately this is not the formal introduction we’re  used to. Instead, this is cyberspace and according to the news nothing is safe on cyberspace, and so I’m here to introduce you to my cyber-self.  I’m a seventeen year old female from a seaside town in the Northeast of England, and although I wish I could pretend I am full of intriguing ideas which I hope to share with the world, I’m not so sure I am that fortunate. Instead, I set up this blog mainly as a university requirement and a place to help me improve my writing so that I have the chance to become a journalist and fulfil my dreams... For an informal introduction this is pretty damn formal...
I like drinking cocktails, leopard print shoes and beautiful boys, although I have acquired the first two things on my list of loves, the last is an ongoing hunt. I also love anyone who can tell a good joke, though I only ever tell bad ones! 
Why do pandas have fur coats?


Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets!*






xox











*See, told you I tell the worst jokes, but at least 4/6 people I’ve told this joke have laughed at it, so it can’t be that bad!