Hello. Hola. Bonsoir. Aloha.
Welcome to my blog, something I’m not quite sure I have the hang of just yet, but I’m sure I’ll get there. Formally this would be where I hold out my hand for you to firmly shake (were we face to face as opposed to cyber screen to screen) and told you my name-unfortunately this is not the formal introduction we’re used to. Instead, this is cyberspace and according to the news nothing is safe on cyberspace, and so I’m here to introduce you to my cyber-self. I’m a seventeen year old female from a seaside town in the Northeast of England, and although I wish I could pretend I am full of intriguing ideas which I hope to share with the world, I’m not so sure I am that fortunate. Instead, I set up this blog mainly as a university requirement and a place to help me improve my writing so that I have the chance to become a journalist and fulfil my dreams... For an informal introduction this is pretty damn formal...
I like drinking cocktails, leopard print shoes and beautiful boys, although I have acquired the first two things on my list of loves, the last is an ongoing hunt. I also love anyone who can tell a good joke, though I only ever tell bad ones!
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets!*
xox
*See, told you I tell the worst jokes, but at least 4/6 people I’ve told this joke have laughed at it, so it can’t be that bad!
